Scientists hail first sighting of elusive bankers’ morals
‘We knew one banker, somewhere, must have had a pang of guilt at least once,’ declared an exhausted and delighted spokesman.
Posted: Jul 4th, 2012
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Bored neutrino can’t get out of Switzerland fast enough
CERN spokesman Otto Heinkelman confirmed that a neutrino had travelled from Switzerland to Italy at faster than the speed of light, apparently to escape the ennui.
Posted: Sep 24th, 2011
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Children’s talk ‘mostly bollocks’, scientist discovers
A new study has suggested that the supposed ‘fluid, creative and innovative’ use of language by children is actually just gibberish.
Posted: Nov 11th, 2010
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Belgium attack on Switzerland in struggle for domination of Europe
Belgium has attacked Switzerland for stealing the limelight in the battle for the domination of Europe.
Posted: Dec 8th, 2009
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Cutting stripes to expand Liechtenstein
The landlocked Alpine micro-state of Liechtenstein is to increase its apparent size by cutting broad stripes across it. Liechtenstein aims to flatten out its mountainous terrain and make itself more attractive to investors.
Posted: Nov 24th, 2009
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