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MoD commission ‘massive increase’ in Lego stocks

The Ministry of Defence has confirmed today that it has placed a large order for Lego bricks with the famous Danish manufacturer. ‘We’ve been evaluating these devices as anti-personnel weapons for some time,’ said Major Roberts of the Defence Procurement Agency based in Abbeywood, Bristol.

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Posted: Apr 3rd, 2014
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Scientists hail first sighting of elusive bankers’ morals

physicists allowing themselves an extra scotch egg for lunch, as a bonus‘We knew one banker, somewhere, must have had a pang of guilt at least once,’ declared an exhausted and delighted spokesman.

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Posted: Jul 4th, 2012
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Bored neutrino can’t get out of Switzerland fast enough

CERN spokesman Otto Heinkelman confirmed that a neutrino had travelled from Switzerland to Italy at faster than the speed of light, apparently to escape the ennui.

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Posted: Sep 24th, 2011
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Children’s talk ‘mostly bollocks’, scientist discovers

A new study has suggested that the supposed ‘fluid, creative and innovative’ use of language by children is actually just gibberish.

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Posted: Nov 11th, 2010
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Belgium attack on Switzerland in struggle for domination of Europe

Belgium has attacked Switzerland for stealing the limelight in the battle for the domination of Europe.

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Posted: Dec 8th, 2009
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