Islamic state hopes to help jihadists “find a way of waging war against the infidel that’s right for you” by launching a jihad comparison website, it was confirmed today. “There’s a huge confusing market, [read...]
President Trump has announced to the world’s press that, with his missile strikes on Syria, the US has entered a heightened military state to match his own first tumescence since the financial crash of 2008. [read...]
A seven-year-old Syrian boy wearing rags was found and ejected from a high end clothing label’s show, which marked the end of Fashion Week in Paris yesterday. Officials apprehended the boy, who was eating unwanted food from the bins inside the famous Paris venue, [read...]
In the wake of individual hostility, opposition and conflict towards political and economic refugees the EU has proposed the setting up of a new inter-governmental agency to properly focus on human abuse – ‘Enmity International’. [read...]
After losing the game of rock, paper, cabinet reshuffle to Theresa May, the ex-Chancellor intends to charge a fortune for providing speeches to the financial sector – while farting out tired political opinions like whoopee cushion filled with ghosts of a thousand over-privileged white guys. [read...]
