On the day the BBC revealed that it was scrapping the flagship show for geeky, nerds who never leave the house, Robot Wars, Boris Johnson has told the Andrew Marr Programme that the government intends to use the House Robots to fight the enemy in Syria. [read...]
‘We have strong suspicions that the truck wasn’t taxed,’ said an aerial reconnaissance expert, ‘or maybe the owner removed the tax disc a day early. Either way, it certainly didn’t look roadworthy, and almost certainly wouldn’t have passed its MOT had it not been destroyed. [read...]
Islamic state hopes to help jihadists “find a way of waging war against the infidel that’s right for you” by launching a jihad comparison website, it was confirmed today. “There’s a huge confusing market, [read...]
President Trump has announced to the world’s press that, with his missile strikes on Syria, the US has entered a heightened military state to match his own first tumescence since the financial crash of 2008. [read...]
A seven-year-old Syrian boy wearing rags was found and ejected from a high end clothing label’s show, which marked the end of Fashion Week in Paris yesterday. Officials apprehended the boy, who was eating unwanted food from the bins inside the famous Paris venue, [read...]
