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Obama urges military intervention in BBC civil war

all options open, including 'doing very little'‘I know many people won’t know which side’s stories to believe, but I think we all accept that the sickening level of payoffs to BBC executives amounts to humanitarian abuse of the British taxpayer. Not to act would be to condone this gross mismanagement.’

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Posted: Sep 9th, 2013
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Discovery of Damascus gay-scene forces Putin to reconsider Syria options

Opinions in the Kremlin have dramatically shifted today following the discovery of a ‘thriving gay-scene’ on the outskirts of Syria’s capital Damascus, forcing Putin to ‘strongly reconsider’ his stance on military action in the country.

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Posted: Sep 8th, 2013
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Syria builds defences ahead of teachers strikes

Syrian officials have expressed concern over the threat of teacher strikes, even though teachers are admittedly not renowned for their ‘Shock and Awe’ abilities.

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Posted: Sep 7th, 2013
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G20 summit stalls as Putin jinxes Obama

The G20 summit and the vital discussion on Syria suffered a major setback today as President Putin successfully jinxed Obama, after they had inadvertently said the word ‘bomb’ at the same time. Putin who was due to make a speech on his opposition to intervention in Syria, instead laughed at Obama and refused to release him from the jinx.

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Posted: Sep 6th, 2013
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Full details of surprise attack on Syria to be revealed after Congress vote

A spokesman for President Obama has revealed that, following a briefing by the Pentagon, the Whitehouse is considering the importance of the element of surprise for any military action.

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Posted: Sep 5th, 2013
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