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Company restructure inadvertently made things better

‘This is just a one-off, and statistically very unlikely to be repeated. We would like to reassure the public that we are utterly committed to achieving the very highest standards of disruption and chaos in the organisations we lead.’

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Posted: Jun 21st, 2015
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IT company employee wins award for Britain’s Most Pointless Job Title

‘For years I’ve had people laughing openly to my face while I try and explain what I do. But it’s good to know that all that humiliation was worth it.’

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Posted: May 31st, 2012
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Rescheduled meeting attendees clueless as to meeting’s purpose

Six employees of the Norwich based agricultural consultancy firm were at a loss during an agenda-less 10am meeting this morning according to spokesperson Dean Simpson. ‘We believe that this meeting had been originally scheduled to take place sometime in March 2003, but due to one thing or another it had been put back, and required attendees changed as staff invited had left or died.’

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Posted: Nov 11th, 2011
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