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‘Is this cellulite in an ancient picture of Mary Magdalene?’ asks Daily Mail

princess last week, harlot this - house prices are going to suffer‘Close analysis of the picture shows that Mary Magdalene is displaying obvious signs of cellulite,’ wrote lifestyle analyst Liz Jones. ‘Worse still, her hair is all over the place. Ooh darling, that’s a fashion disaster. Call yourself an icon? You’ve let yourself go – you’re a disgrace to women everywhere.’

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Posted: Jun 14th, 2012
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Pippa Middleton and Prince Harry ‘at it like rabbits’

Foxy Pippa, 28, is thought to have eaten some carrots during a visit to Sweden, while the dashing young Harry was in the Bahamas learning to crap in neat piles.

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Posted: Mar 10th, 2012
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