‘Close analysis of the picture shows that Mary Magdalene is displaying obvious signs of cellulite,’ wrote lifestyle analyst Liz Jones. ‘Worse still, her hair is all over the place. Ooh darling, that’s a fashion disaster. Call yourself an icon? You’ve let yourself go – you’re a disgrace to women everywhere.’
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Foxy Pippa, 28, is thought to have eaten some carrots during a visit to Sweden, while the dashing young Harry was in the Bahamas learning to crap in neat piles.
Posted: Mar 10th, 2012
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