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‘Santa Claus is my mother’ claims seven year old boy

A young Hampshire boy claims that he has uncovered the secret identity of Father Christmas, and that the world’s most famous gift-giver is actually his very own mother.

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Posted: Dec 14th, 2012
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Broadcaster launches new dedicated apology channel, BBC Sorry

simply can't apologise enoughThe BBC has announced plans for a new digital channel specifically designed to apologise for all of the corporation’s output. The channel, BBC Sorry, will be launched in the New Year to coincide with a new series of Top Gear.

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Posted: Nov 12th, 2012
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Wanted: Experienced football manager for untenable position

Managing a team of arrogant millionaires, with egos even bigger than their houses, you will be expected to deliver outstanding results against superior opposition. You should generally try to give the impression that you are somehow earning your massive salary.

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Posted: Feb 9th, 2012
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Shock as missing girl’s parents have shorter attention span than media

seemed more interested in the weatherThe girl’s mother described what she was wearing when she disappeared, but surprised reporters with a five-minute digression on the relative merits of Gap and Zara for children’s clothes.

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Posted: Nov 2nd, 2011
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Government science advisors to be replaced by tabloid columnists

The Government has made the controversial move of sacking all of its scientific advisors today in favour of asking tabloid columnists ‘what they reckon about stuff.’

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Posted: Aug 22nd, 2011
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