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Blair’s affair with Murdoch wrecked my marriage, says Wendi Deng

Wendi Deng is reported to be devastated at the news of the torrid affair carried on under her nose between her husband and the then Prime Minister.

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Posted: Jun 17th, 2013
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Wanted: Experienced football manager for untenable position

Managing a team of arrogant millionaires, with egos even bigger than their houses, you will be expected to deliver outstanding results against superior opposition. You should generally try to give the impression that you are somehow earning your massive salary.

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Posted: Feb 9th, 2012
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Shock as missing girl’s parents have shorter attention span than media

seemed more interested in the weatherThe girl’s mother described what she was wearing when she disappeared, but surprised reporters with a five-minute digression on the relative merits of Gap and Zara for children’s clothes.

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Posted: Nov 2nd, 2011
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Government science advisors to be replaced by tabloid columnists

The Government has made the controversial move of sacking all of its scientific advisors today in favour of asking tabloid columnists ‘what they reckon about stuff.’

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Posted: Aug 22nd, 2011
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Elvis returns to Earth after Sunday Sport ceases publication

The Sunday Sport’s hard-hitting investigative journalism had forced the king of rock ‘n’ roll to take extreme measures to avoid the limelight.

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Posted: Apr 6th, 2011
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