Teaching of foreign languages to be replaced by ‘talking very slowly’ lessons
Children will be able to take advanced modules in ‘Nodding Condescendingly’ and ‘Swearing in Exasperation’.
Posted: May 12th, 2013
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IDS tells public sector workers: ‘Hand back your wages’
Iain Duncan Smith has today stated that it is an ‘anomaly’ that all civil servants receive a salary when some could afford to do without.
Posted: Apr 29th, 2013
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Teachers call for longer working day and shorter holidays for MPs
‘If the changes had already been applied this may have saved the poor loves the extra work of having to claim £3,000 expenses for returning to work early to praise Margaret Thatcher.’
Posted: Apr 19th, 2013
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Run away girl complains about teacher’s paperwork burden
Megan Stammers, the teenage girl who ran away with her teacher, has admitted that life with the 30 year old hadn’t proved to be quite as she had imagined.
Posted: Oct 1st, 2012
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Cameron liberates children from forced education
Young people will be able to gain practical skills like rubbish sorting, sweeping and, of course, chimney cleaning while being paid in mobile phone credits, Quavers and Red Bull.
Posted: Feb 10th, 2012
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