A gigantic wave of apathy swept the UK as another predictable day of unpredictable exam results arrived. With 99% of the nation spending the last two years working hard not to study an A level, [read...]
Children will be able to take advanced modules in ‘Nodding Condescendingly’ and ‘Swearing in Exasperation’. [read...]
As their second week of holiday looms, ink stains fade and the Prozac leaves their system, most teachers are reminded just how rewarding their job is if only they could phase out their students. [read...]
The Department for Education has questioned the profitability of using teachers as student ‘pin cushions’, when Academies and unqualified staff can offer much better value for money. As West Yorkshire experiences its second stabbing incident by a pupil in as many years, [read...]
‘For too long, we have allowed young people to leave school without a basic grasp of mental arithmetic, grammar or machetes’. [read...]
