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Teaching standards ‘Not as good as what they should be,’ says report

‘Much more must be done, like, to train teachers for thier job’s [sic] if Britain is not to slip further behind higher-performing countries such as Germany and Paris.’

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Posted: Jul 11th, 2010
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Teaching of foreign languages to be replaced by ‘talking very slowly’ lessons

'Six conjugations for one verb? I think not.'Children will be able to take advanced modules in ‘Nodding Condescendingly’ and ‘Swearing in Exasperation’.

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Posted: May 5th, 2010
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Teachers to be made to take PE lessons in their underwear

Under new government proposals, newly qualified teachers face the prospect of taking PE lessons in their underwear if they fail to provide a valid excuse for not bringing their PE kit to school.

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Posted: Jul 2nd, 2009
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Government to introduce GCSE in texting

‘Kids taking their mobiles into exam and texting each other all the answers,’

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Posted: Jul 13th, 2007
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Infants to be taught ‘Pingu’ as modern foreign language

‘A broad range of today’s children identify with the adventures of the penguin – being both black and white with a disabled friend and an annoying baby brother,’ said the minister.

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Posted: Mar 24th, 2007
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