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Facebook offers fully automated profiles for morons

for the discerning social media slovenFacebook is set to offer fully automated profiles by the end of next year. Users who lack the will to update their status in person at odd intervals will be able to pre-select a lifetime’s worth of status updates that will automatically be posted to their profiles. The company has developed the technology after realising that most users’ status updates read like a stream of thought from a person leading a highly uneventful life.

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Posted: Mar 2nd, 2015
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Schoolboy scientist foresaw technology would be used for inane rubbish

told all his friends about it on the 'playground' social network but should have used more smileys‘Chilling prediction of smiley punctuation’

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Posted: Feb 28th, 2015
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Kindle launches dog-eared e-book for reluctant e-readers

readers 'will get there in the end'Kindle have revealed plans for their next generation platform aimed at traditional book readers who have so far proved to be resistant to the increasingly popular portable e-book reader.

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Posted: Feb 2nd, 2015
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Man marries computer

PC LoveSteve Wibburn, 27, from Brighton, has opted to take the name of his PC.

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Posted: Jan 7th, 2015
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Curing disease to be downgraded

Faced with challenging budget cuts, senior managers at the Medical Research Council have decided that making Britain a world leader in sexy new technologies is more important than actually curing everyday illnesses.

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Posted: Dec 26th, 2014
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