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Ryanair to launch ‘Dam Buster’ flights

Explaining to reporters the airline’s ‘groundbreaking dam buster concept’, Ryanair CEO Michael O’Leary said:

‘We shall be employing in our aircraft the advanced technology used by the dam busters. We are ceasing to operate aircraft with fancy autopilots and the like.

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Posted: Mar 19th, 2012
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Nokia unveil N0-M8s; the world’s first ‘Smart Human’

completely hands free‘Customers with the No-M8s implant will be capable of remembering dates and talking to other ‘End users’ verbally as long as they are within range, all without the use of a handheld device.’

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Posted: Feb 19th, 2012
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‘Revolutionary’ new iPhone can remove stones from horses’ hooves

Apple has unveiled the latest generation of the popular iPhone mobile boasting a range of features new to mobile technology including a tape measure, an attachment that can remove stones from the hooves of lame horses and a novel set of toe clippers.

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Posted: May 24th, 2011
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Japan earthquake devastation sparks panic-buying of high-quality Blu-Ray players

desperate scenes outside electrical retailers as shelves emptyThe terrible scenes of destruction in Japan following the recent earthquake and tsunami is driving large numbers of British shoppers to rush out into the streets and buy high-quality, but comparatively low-cost, Blu-Ray players.

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Posted: Mar 14th, 2011
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Schoolboy scientist foresaw technology would be used for inane rubbish

told all his friends about it on the 'playground' social network but should have used more smileys‘Chilling prediction of smiley punctuation’

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Posted: Feb 18th, 2011
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