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UK’s first hand transplant welcomed by nation’s wankers

‘I can lose up to 60 hours a year sitting on my hand to make it numb and feel like someone else’s. A transplant will not only save time, but if I could have a woman’s hand I won’t need to paint my nails every time.’

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Posted: Jan 4th, 2013
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Lynx introduce new ‘Pixie dust and phoenix feather extract’ shower gel

Encouraged by the success of Lynx Boost (Stimulating guava and volcanic stone extract) and Lynx Fever (Brazilian hot mud and red dragonfruit extract), Unilever are set to launch a new range of shower gels with ever more far-fetched and ridiculous, but exotic sounding ingredients.

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Posted: Aug 18th, 2011
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Teenage boy continues search for topless sunbather on Google Earth

‘Somewhere in Google’s satellite photos must be a photo of a woman lying in the sunshine with her breasts exposed for all to see.’

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Posted: Sep 25th, 2008
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