A revolutionary new design for a family dining table is being hailed by social scientists as a great advance in parent-teenager interaction. Relationships are said to be vastly improved with this innovation from IKEA, which means family members no longer have to talk to each other at mealtimes. [read...]
The Conservative party have revealed that their manifesto will include a promise to legalise hunting teenagers on horseback, accompanied by a pack of slavering hounds. ‘We’re hoping to win back the loyalty of squires in the shires who’ve recently defected to UKIP, [read...]
‘Alice in Sunderland is very much like the original novels,’ said Professor Terry Eagleton. ‘It might be grittier and racier, but it contains the same trademark cast of unbelievable characters performing inexplicably bizarre pastimes.’ [read...]
Nigel Adamson, 15, left his parents’ house to go ‘out’ yesterday, leaving them with the impression that he would be back ‘later’ after he had done ‘stuff’ with ‘friends’. [read...]
A gigantic wave of apathy swept the UK as another predictable day of unpredictable exam results arrived. With 99% of the nation spending the last two years working hard not to study an A level, [read...]
