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Halloween update; local youths ‘less frightening than usual’
‘I can cope with skeleton masks, devil outfits and ghost costumes. It’s the rest of the year when they lurk around with their hoods up that terrifies me.’ [read...]
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Family says Newquay holiday arguments amongst best ever
A family which has just returned from a caravan holiday in Newquay say it was the best holiday they’ve ever had, thanks to the family rows during their fortnight’s break. [read...]
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God: ‘Thanks for the thoughts and prayers but I’d rather have had the cash’
A somewhat truculent deity has told his faithful that the reason their prayers are falling on ‘stony ground’, is that he was trying to save up for Glastonbury tickets. His preferred invocation would be a cheque made out to ‘cash’ or Nectar-points of the Gods. [read...]
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Teenager refuses to go out without a nice umbrella
Jenny Pickering of London, 13, made a statement today when things in the house just got on her nerves a bit too much. ‘I’m definitely going out,’ she said. ‘I’m meeting up with a friend in two hours.’ [read...]
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Teenager goes ‘Out’ to do ‘Stuff’, reports claim
Nigel Adamson, 15, left his parents’ house to go ‘out’ yesterday, leaving them with the impression that he would be back ‘later’ after he had done ‘stuff’ with ‘friends’. [read...]