Jenny Pickering of London, 13, made a statement today when things in the house just got on her nerves a bit too much. ‘I’m definitely going out,’ she said. ‘I’m meeting up with a friend in two hours.’ [read...]
Nigel Adamson, 15, left his parents’ house to go ‘out’ yesterday, leaving them with the impression that he would be back ‘later’ after he had done ‘stuff’ with ‘friends’. [read...]
IT support call centres and high-street computer and telephone retailers today called on the government to radically improve the smirking, sneering, eye-rolling and ironic intonation abilities of Britain’s young people. [read...]
The entire teenage planet came to a complete standstill yesterday as the Snapchat ‘app’ stopped working for a couple of hours. Millions of young people around the globe were rendered totally helpless as their phones inexplicably refused to send or display stupid pictures of each other. [read...]
A revolutionary new design for a family dining table is being hailed by social scientists as a great advance in parent-teenager interaction. Relationships are said to be vastly improved with this innovation from IKEA, which means family members no longer have to talk to each other at mealtimes. [read...]
