A gigantic wave of apathy swept the UK as another predictable day of unpredictable exam results arrived. With 99% of the nation spending the last two years working hard not to study an A level, [read...]
Now that Kevin Burgess’s Olympic dream has fizzled out, he has been forced to concede that his schoolmates were quite right to label him a saddo gayer. [read...]
A school pupil from Hull, who is at risk of failing his GCSEs this summer, has initiated a civil lawsuit against his parents due to ‘unacceptable DNA’. 15 year-old Ben Jones is seeking £1.3 million in damages as an insurance policy against the prospect of long-term unemployment. [read...]
Researchers concluded that the greatest cause of anxiety was being asked questions about their washing habits. [read...]
‘We’ve been training a small group of teenagers to use human speech by offering rewards – time on the Xbox, food and a look at a woman’s boobies’ [read...]
