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Scotland to gift two ‘NEDS’ to China in return for pandas

Scottish First Minister Alex Salmond today signed an historic agreement to send two giant Scottish neds (non-educated delinquents) to the People’s Republic of China.

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Posted: Jan 15th, 2011
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‘Bakelite’ is new must-have phone for the elderly

Made of solid black Bakelite, weighing in at ten pounds and with a revolutionary rotary dial with letters instead of numerals, the Bakelite telephone has already been dubbed ‘the iPhone for the elderly’.

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Posted: Jan 7th, 2011
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McDonald’s to remove all parent and baby car park spaces

‘We realised why all the parent and baby spaces were empty. Most of the parents who come in here are still children themselves.’

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Posted: Dec 8th, 2010
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China defriends Google on Facebook for acting ‘well gay’

Google said it didn’t like hanging with China and doing shit because it was like too clingy and kept telling Google what to do ‘n shit.

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Posted: Dec 7th, 2010
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Teenager goes ‘Out’ to do ‘Stuff’, reports claim

grunted through tea before setting offNigel Adamson, 15, left his parents’ house to go ‘out’ yesterday, leaving them with the impression that he would be back ‘later’ after he had done ‘stuff’ with ‘friends’.

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Posted: Nov 27th, 2010
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