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Britain to reopen Embassy World Snooker in Tehran

British politicians have confirmed that Tehran and London are to restore diplomatic ties with a celebration of the golden age of Ray Reardon’. Foreign Secretary Philip Hammond will visit Iran and play a series of match play events against 1991 World Champion, ‘chirpy’ John Parrott, heralded by a special performance by Chas & Dave doing Snooker Loopy on the Iranian Tar

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Posted: Aug 23rd, 2015
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Iran conducts test of long-range tickling stick

What a wonderful day for flinging a custard pie in the face of the President of Iran and saying Slam-me-dinner-plate-in-that Outbreaks of squirming and hilarity feared

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Posted: Jul 9th, 2015
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Diplomatic chaos as Iran attempts to harness power of ‘butterfly effect’

international panic will start on a small scale then escalate exponentiallyUN inspectors have been asked to investigate allegations that Iran has been secretly developing weapons grade butterflies in an attempt to use chaos theory to launch hurricanes around the world.

‘This is the nightmare scenario,’ said physicist Professor Michio Kaku. ‘The butterfly effect suggests that a single butterfly flapping its wings in one country could trigger a hurricane on the other side of the planet. Just imagine the devastation that could be caused by thousands of them all flapping together in the same direction.’

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Posted: Apr 9th, 2014
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Iran on the brink of acquiring wind farm technology, warn experts

concerns that western energy may already be blowing across the borders‘If this proliferation is allowed to continue, it would simply ruin the view from Israel.’

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Posted: Nov 29th, 2011
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