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Some dying octopus gets covered on TV, for Christ’s sake

Confirmation that you are not mad, it’s the world around you, emerged this week, when every British television channel carried a story about some bloody animal with tentacles dying in its tank in Germany.

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Posted: Oct 28th, 2010
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Coalition government to define new poverty levels based on size of plasma TV

Nick Clegg’s speech will give a speech tomorrow confirming that anyone with a plasma TV under 37 inches is ‘marginal breadline’.

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Posted: Sep 16th, 2010
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No-good punks let off by bleeding-heart liberal judges ‘actually in the minority’, says TV-based research

Most sons of bitches get what's coming to 'emAn extensive study of court cases involving American legal luminaries such as Quincy, the California Highway Patrol and Magnum PI has exploded the myth that no-good punks invariably get off scot free.

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Posted: Oct 13th, 2009
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Leaked BBC memo reveals plan for Morecambe and Wise repeat this Christmas

They come but once a year‘It would be unfair to raise the public’s hopes by making rash promises about our ambitious Christmas plans,’ a BBC spokeswoman said.

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Posted: Sep 13th, 2009
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