Multi-award winning novelist and screenwriter Kieran Henderson, who last year became the first author to win an Oscar for writing the screenplay to his own Booker-winning novel, has shocked the literary establishment by announcing that he is to put his pen away in order to create spreadsheets and do appraisals for people he hates. [read...]
‘The accuracy of the description was truly astounding. He correctly predicted that Dave enjoys laughter and can recite the whole alphabet. That’s my brother Dave alright!’ [read...]
Sales of large screen LCD TVs have nose-dived as people have realised that the same affect can be obtained by moving the chair closer to the television.
‘This has saved me a fortune’, [read...]
The Government today swung into action over growing complaints about plummeting standards in crap Friday night TV. [read...]