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European Court rules God cannot cast Lucifer out of Heaven

The omnipresent supreme being, God, has expressed his disappointment after the European Court refused to overturn a ruling preventing him from casting out the senior radical anticleric Lucifer, commonly known as Satan, from Heaven.

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Posted: Apr 26th, 2013
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Abu Qatada officially ‘harder to remove than Hitler’

Experts have confirmed that at 8 years of trying to deport Muslim cleric Abu Qatada – compared to the the second world war’s 6 year duration – it was easier to kick Hitler out of Western Europe than it is to throw Abu Qatada out of the UK.

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Posted: Mar 31st, 2013
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ASBOs to be scrapped to stop them being sold on Ebay

Home Secretary Teresa May has announced that ASBOs will be phased out in response to public criticism that recipients are selling them on Ebay.

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Posted: May 23rd, 2012
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