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Help, help, we’re all going to die

A terrifying new form of terror was revealed today and we should all be terrified. Scientists discovered the terror by accident when searching for reasons to remind us of old terrors we have got over.

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Posted: Aug 23rd, 2013
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Al-Qaeda causes panic in West by declaring: ‘We’ve finished our Christmas shopping already’

Terrorist movement al-Qaeda have announced that they have already finished all their Christmas shopping, sparking widespread panic and feelings of doom in the West.

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Posted: Nov 21st, 2010
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Police sarcasm unit ‘struggling to cope’ with mass terror tweets

The Serious Organised Sarcasm Agency, the Metropolitan Police’s crack team of highly trained experts in preventing tongue-in-cheek humour and satire incidents, has admitted its staff are ‘struggling to cope’ with the high level of potential terror threats posted on social networking sites over the last few weeks.

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Posted: Nov 16th, 2010
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Fear of spiders remains same despite fall in spider attacks

‘You are actually more likely to get knocked down by a car than have a big hairy poisonous spider crawl into your ear when you are asleep’

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Posted: Aug 29th, 2008
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