Terror group to improve media image with piano playing kitten
‘Our latest recruit, ‘Jihadi Kitten’, may not be the best pianist, but she has a strong desire for martyrdom.’
Posted: Jan 15th, 2015
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Islamic State tweets ‘haters gonna hate’
Hacking into the US military’s Centcom account, hackers working for IS have sent a clear message to the world that ‘Harry Styles is lush’. Using social media, the terrorist organisation has spelt out their commitment to a Middle Eastern caliphate, a continued reign of violence and ‘the spamming of lol catz’.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2015
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French immigrants ‘fraudulently using alias Charlie’
‘Thank the Lord our security services are monitoring Twitter and found so many of these bastards claiming ‘Je Suis Charlie’ when actually they were called Mo, Ahmed, Mohammed, and even Dave,” said Jacques Le Pen of Liberte, Egalite, Frenchy Only.
Posted: Jan 13th, 2015
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Fox News apologises for calling Birmingham ‘beautiful’
‘I have clearly made a terrible mistake for which I am deeply sorry. My comments about Birmingham were totally in error. I’ve since been shown photos of Nechells and Aston. My prayers are with the people living there.’
Posted: Jan 12th, 2015
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Twelve amused and four left laughing in satirical attack on IS headquarters
Twelve members of Islamic State have been left seriously amused after a ruthless gang of satirists forced their way into its headquarters and proceeded to ridicule up the place.
Sarcasm, parody and irony are all said to have been used in what many are seeing as a broader attack on everyone’s freedom to stone homosexuals or cut babies in half.
Posted: Jan 7th, 2015
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