The terrorist responsible for the attack on Westminster has officially been identified as ‘a total and utter bell end’ by Scotland Yard. ‘We can also confirm that he’s used a string of aliases in recent years including useless-throbber, [read...]
Christmas Round Robin writers may have learned mass demoralisation techniques that can be deployed any time of the year, security chiefs have warned. [read...]
Al-Qaeda is struggling to secure sufficient numbers of bombers during the current series of Strictly Come Dancing and X-Factor. [read...]
Now it’s like I’ve got to do the next week’s massacres up front to afford the time off, otherwise it just all piles up waiting for you for when you get back. I don’t know why they call it time off work – it’s work delayed or work brought forward more like. [read...]
As passenger airlines are shot down, the Middle-East descends into even greater chaos and American Idol enters its 13th season – all the portents are shaping up nicely for a global Armageddon.
Against the backdrop of a geo-political tsunami, [read...]
