‘I have clearly made a terrible mistake for which I am deeply sorry. My comments about Birmingham were totally in error. I’ve since been shown photos of Nechells and Aston. My prayers are with the people living there.’
Posted: Jan 12th, 2015
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Twelve members of Islamic State have been left seriously amused after a ruthless gang of satirists forced their way into its headquarters and proceeded to ridicule up the place.
Sarcasm, parody and irony are all said to have been used in what many are seeing as a broader attack on everyone’s freedom to stone homosexuals or cut babies in half.
Posted: Jan 7th, 2015
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‘This was an especially monstrous demogration,’ he declared. ‘I was on my way to consult an oculist for my dyxlesia when I saw a huge sign demoting a terrorist group right in the arse of Derbyshire’s beer country. I drove into the terrorist camp, which was hidden in an orchard, and took the Mr Binladen into custody.’
Posted: Dec 16th, 2014
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‘They’re lazy, want to stay in bed all day playing Call of Duty on their XBox consoles,’ he told reporters, ‘and what’s worse is that some of these twats have knocked me off the leader board,’ he added.
Posted: Dec 4th, 2014
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Among the debris found was the remains of a marmalade sandwich, believed to be a possible ingredient in the terrorist’s chemical concoction.’
Posted: Dec 2nd, 2014
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