Members of the public have been supporting the intelligence services with ideas about how to stop terrorism, according to MI5 Director General Andrew Parker.
‘Well, I love the pictures,’ he told reporters. [read...]
‘It’s important that this terrible event doesn’t change the way people behave,’ he said Barnes. ‘For me, that means staying in bed until Countdown comes on. I could get up early and go to my sociology lecture but that’s when the bastards know they’ve won’. [read...]
The terrorist responsible for the attack on Westminster has officially been identified as ‘a total and utter bell end’ by Scotland Yard. ‘We can also confirm that he’s used a string of aliases in recent years including useless-throbber, [read...]
Christmas Round Robin writers may have learned mass demoralisation techniques that can be deployed any time of the year, security chiefs have warned. [read...]
Al-Qaeda is struggling to secure sufficient numbers of bombers during the current series of Strictly Come Dancing and X-Factor. [read...]
