UN appoint Jeremy Kyle to lead international conflict resolution
Kyle ‘will bring North and South Korea together’ live on his show.
Posted: Apr 12th, 2012
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‘Flowers would have been nice’, sniffs Abu Qatada
While enjoying his release from prison and the opportunity to catch up on the daytime television shopping channels, Abu Qatada has revealed his sense of disappointment in affairs of the heart.
Posted: Feb 16th, 2012
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Abu Qatada to improve public image with ‘I’m A Celebrity’ appearance
‘Abu is looking forward to eating testicles in the jungle, as long as they’re halal.’
Posted: Feb 9th, 2012
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Mattel expands into Islamic extremist market with new ‘Suicide Bomber Barbie’
‘We’re particularly proud of the pull-string martyrdom feature. One tug, up go the arms, and Blow-Up Barbie runs forward screaming either ‘Allahu Akbar!’ or ‘Visit mattel.com for exclusive Barbie games and accessories’ before detonating her bomb vest.’
Posted: Feb 7th, 2012
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Special forces units gagging to ‘neutralize’ literally anyone ahead of Olympics
The government put on a special homoerotic display of force in the capital this week, as boats loaded with heavily armed burly looking men roamed the waters of London. Sailing down the Thames with expensive looking weaponry, groups of professional psychopaths wanted to make an effort to reassure Daily Mail readers, as well as scare ‘anyone who looks foreign’, as a neurotic capital prepares to go fully hysterical about the prospect of terrorism during the Olympics.
Posted: Jan 20th, 2012
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