‘Health of our people is of paramount importance to us,” management explained in an organisation-wide circular, “therefore to reduce risk of exposure to infection we’re calling for all potential martyrs to consider detonating themselves away from busy markets or tourists sites where significant crowds may gather.’ [read...]
When he is elected he will ‘ban terrorists being born or educated in the US.’ He conceded that his initial comment to ‘send them back to where they come from’ might be a ‘bit impractical’ [read...]
The documents leaked by Edward Snowden have yielded what may be their most shocking revelation yet: plans to infect millions of computers with malware to prevent them from working properly. This was devised by the NSA in consultation with a shady billionaire, [read...]
Images of a new range of ‘surreal’ judicial wigs, whose purpose is to ‘terrify and intimidate’ suspects appearing before secret courts, has been leaked to the press.
The Home Office would neither confirm nor deny the wigs’ [read...]