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Tesco bag spotted in Isle of Wight airspace

attempts by the small community to shoot it down failed miserably‘I was just sitting back, holding me spuds, when I saw this bird-like thing hovering about 20 yards above the sheds.’

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Posted: Sep 14th, 2014
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Asda introduces ‘slapping-friendly areas’ for shoppers with small children

won't be beaten on price, service or anything other than aisle 29 Asda is to create ‘slapping areas’ where frustrated parents can hit their children without causing offence to other shoppers.

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Posted: Aug 14th, 2014
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Maths boffins solve supermarket BOGOF quandary

buy one get another one somewhere else 'not a great deal' say Trading StandardsMathematicians at the University of Leicester have proved conclusively that whenever supermarkets use a ‘Buy One, Get One Free’ offer they should place an even number of items on the relevant shelf.

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Posted: Aug 13th, 2014
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Royal Jubilee engagements causing backlog of unopened supermarkets

Tesco and Sainsbury’s have led angry calls for the Royal Family to ‘stop fannying about for the Jubilee’

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Posted: Jun 1st, 2014
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Man wakes to find new Tesco in right ear

buy two ears, get nose free! ‘Obviously popping down the shops is a lot easier than it used to be’

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Posted: Apr 26th, 2014
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