Under pressure from the Government, Tesco’s have agreed to extend the length of time that Brexit negotiations can be left on the shelf. While the best before date for leaving the EU was 1973, Tesco’s have said they are willing to extend it to the Summer of 2052 – possibly later. [read...]
Following the examples set by Iceland and olive oil based lubricant manufacturer, Greece; Teskorea has promised ‘family meals for one’, where every little helps, with the emphasis on the ‘little’. Recent meetings between the leaders of North and South Korea have paved the way to establish gigastores, [read...]
‘Obviously popping down the shops is a lot easier than it used to be’ [read...]
Manufacturers of cups, plates, mugs and bottled goods have been banned from putting fiddly little sticky labels on their products that refuse to peel off, even if dipped in a bath of sulphuric acid. Said one consumer services spokesman: ‘Enough’s enough. [read...]
Apple have been forced to recall thousands of units of the iPhone 4S after complaints from users that the Siri app had become unhelpful, rude, and in extreme cases, had called in anonymous tips about the phone’s owner to the anti-terrorist hotline. [read...]
