Manufacturers of cups, plates, mugs and bottled goods have been banned from putting fiddly little sticky labels on their products that refuse to peel off, even if dipped in a bath of sulphuric acid. Said one consumer services spokesman: ‘Enough’s enough. [read...]
When not selling goods manufactured in Chinese prison camps, Tesco have recreated the magic of a 19th century workhouse. Telling the story of Joel, a greeting card manufacturer, the advert shows the seasonal delights of forced labour and shackles in the snow. [read...]
Tesco has expressed utter disbelief that its Christmas cards produced in China for next to nothing could have been made by people acting against their own free will. After a message from Shanghai prisoners was found hidden in a box of cards sold by the supermarket, [read...]
Charles Darwin’s theory of evolution by natural selection was given even more credence this week, after several Tesco shoppers were hospitalised after ingesting daffodil bulbs they assumed were onions. [read...]
Retailers have announced their Christmas sales predictions today, revealing that Princess Anne has a ‘strong chance’ of reaching the festive top spot for December book sales with the launch of her debut cookbook, [read...]
