Charles Darwin’s theory of evolution by natural selection was given even more credence this week, after several Tesco shoppers were hospitalised after ingesting daffodil bulbs they assumed were onions.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2015
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In a bid to compete with foreign budget supermarkets and lure back shoppers, new Tesco Boss Dave Lewis is planning to simplify the range and offer just Chicken Nuggets and Fags in most stores.
Posted: Feb 6th, 2015
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Tesco has announced plans for customers to fight to the death in special arenas in exchange for significant discounts.
Posted: Nov 28th, 2014
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‘Grocery stores, card shops and florists are ruining our town centres,’ said one shopper, dismayed that she had to ‘fight tooth and nail for a parking space, had to wait ages to be served, couldn’t get any loyalty points when I did and had no chance of finding a decent charity shop to offload my junk in,’ following the closure of the local out-of-town supermarkets.
Posted: Nov 19th, 2014
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Employment Minister Esther McVey has called for Tesco to replace every Sainsburys store, Sainsburys to replace every Asda store and Asda to replace every Tesco store. ‘Whenever a massive shop opens, it creates hundreds of jobs’, she told reporters. ‘ I don’t really understand the maths – all these shops are doing is making it easier to buy stuff which was made in China. Nevertheless, apparently a new superstore equals job creation.
Posted: Nov 17th, 2014
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