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Village to close after contributing nothing to local Tesco

‘It’s no good being sentimental about these things.’

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Posted: Dec 28th, 2013
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Princess Anne’s ‘Horses for Courses’ cookbook tipped for Christmas top spot

most revolutionary culinary tome since reintroduction of scotch eggsRetailers have announced their Christmas sales predictions today, revealing that Princess Anne has a ‘strong chance’ of reaching the festive top spot for December book sales with the launch of her debut cookbook, ‘Horses for Courses’. Said to be the first of its kind, readers will be treated to wide array of equine offerings, from ‘honey-glazed hoof’ to ‘quick and easy tongue sandwiches, straight from the horse’s mouth’.

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Posted: Nov 20th, 2013
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Tesco face-scanners criticised for ‘brutal honesty and lack of tact’

bogofTesco is facing heavy scrutiny today after several of its new ‘face-scanners’ were accused of delivering ‘unnecessary and offensive’ suggestions to shoppers.

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Posted: Nov 7th, 2013
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Hopes fading for missing Tesco ‘waste mountain’ climber

unexpected item in the mountain-bagging areaMountain Rescue have officially called-off the search for missing mountaineer, Tim Grey, forty-eight hours after the intrepid explorer went missing near the summit of the ever-growing Tesco ‘waste mountain’.

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Posted: Oct 21st, 2013
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Tesco bag spotted in Isle of Wight airspace

attempts by the small community to shoot it down failed miserablyThere were shocking scenes on the Isle of Wight, yesterday, after a Tesco plastic bag was spotted floating dangerously close to pensioners as they tended their root vegetables in the afternoon sun.

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Posted: Sep 25th, 2013
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