Jesus retracts ‘bigger than the Beatles’ comment
Jesus H Christ, spiritual guru and star of church services and warm toast, has been forced to back down after comments that he is more popular than the Beatles right now.
Posted: Oct 23rd, 2010
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The The British Phonographic Institute has officially disqualified The Beatles seminal 1967 album Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band from its list of the 100 greatest albums of all time. The ban follows new evidence that band were taking performance enhancing drugs during its recording. Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr have issued a joint statement apologising for the deception. ‘It was a hugely competitive time for everyone in music, and regrettably we gave in to peer-pressure. We have brought shame upon the British music industry and the whole nation.’
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