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George Osborne to bring back Rickets‏

Benefit deductible, so everyone wins!As he rolls back public finance to the 1930s, the Chancellor has announced a return to a golden age of austerity this week.

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Posted: Dec 26th, 2014
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Curing disease to be downgraded

Faced with challenging budget cuts, senior managers at the Medical Research Council have decided that making Britain a world leader in sexy new technologies is more important than actually curing everyday illnesses.

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Posted: Dec 26th, 2014
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Caligula enquiry approaches conclusion

Home Secretary Theresa May has announced that the Suetonius Report into alleged historical sexual abuse in AD 37 – 41 is nearing its conclusion, and that publication is ‘imminent’.

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Posted: Dec 24th, 2014
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Theresa May announces delay to the ’1980s Paedophile cover-up’

Theresa May announced today that the cover-up into 1980s child abuse will be delayed due to the amount of evidence that needs to be destroyed before the inquiry can begin.

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Posted: Dec 23rd, 2014
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Prime Minister’s Rhetorical Question Time gets off to good start

In a move set to streamline parliamentary business and leave Mr Cameron more time to spend with his family, eager MPs will now compete with each other to address pointless questions to an empty podium for half an hour.

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Posted: Dec 23rd, 2014
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