In a statement that has stunned the broadcasting world, the BBC has announced that Adolf Hitler, Leader of the Third Reich, will come out of hiding and make his first televisual appearance on the One Show. [read...]
Samsung has announced the MoneyDrane5000 HD4k8KUHDMCCOBE smart television whose advanced AI processor will allow it to watch, criticise, get bored with and channel hop television programmes by itself. Owners of the new television have given mixed reviews, [read...]
A group of striking public sector workers was forced to apologise yesterday after they conceded that their disembowelling of Jeremy Clarkson live on the BBC’s The One Show ‘may have offended some viewers’. [read...]
A war of words broke out on the nation’s TV screens last night when, in an astonishing outburst, the One Show’s Matt Baker was heard to say ‘Good Evening’ to fellow presenter Alex Jones. Hardly able to contain herself, [read...]
‘My client feels typecast on the One Show and believes the new programme will enable it to develop artistically,’ said the sofa’s agent. [read...]
