Michael Seuss from East London today explained why he bitterly regrets teaching his 5 year old Tom Cat to speak. Inspired by TV programmes such as You’ve Been Framed, the currently unemployed engineer, spent months patiently teaching Eric to turn his purrs into recognisable human speech. [read...]
Football hooligans throughout the country have admitted they enjoyed watching the One Show after tuning in for the FA Cup 5th round draw hoping for Millwall away. [read...]
In a statement that has stunned the broadcasting world, the BBC has announced that Adolf Hitler, Leader of the Third Reich, will come out of hiding and make his first televisual appearance on the One Show. [read...]
Samsung has announced the MoneyDrane5000 HD4k8KUHDMCCOBE smart television whose advanced AI processor will allow it to watch, criticise, get bored with and channel hop television programmes by itself. Owners of the new television have given mixed reviews, [read...]
A group of striking public sector workers was forced to apologise yesterday after they conceded that their disembowelling of Jeremy Clarkson live on the BBC’s The One Show ‘may have offended some viewers’. [read...]
