Wills and Kate to marry in Big Fat Gypsy Wedding
‘They’ve decided to go full gypo,’ said the Duke of Edinburgh in language which has drawn criticism from the traveller community.
Posted: Feb 10th, 2012
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Duchess of Cambridge: ‘Thanks for the rules change, but we probably won’t be having kids’
Commonwealth leaders were said to be ‘disgruntled’ after Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge admitted that she and Prince William ‘aren’t really the parenty type, to be honest.’
Posted: Oct 31st, 2011
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Queen’s spending falls by £1.8m after Palace officials close eBay account
‘We became suspicious when we noticed an ever greater volume of packages coming in and out of Buckingham Palace,’ said Sir Alan Reid, Keeper of the Privy Purse. ‘Her Majesty even tried to keep her spending sprees under wraps by using a variety of logins such as LusciousLiz, HelenMirrenInDisguise and LonelyGirl85.’
Posted: Jul 6th, 2011
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Kate and Wills ‘doing up’ Kensington Palace to sell it on
‘Apparently the last person to live in this gaff was some single mother from Norfolk, so it needs quite a bit of work.’ said Kate, scratching her arse whilst brandishing a paint roller.
Posted: Jun 9th, 2011
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Queen faces fitness battle for Derby
Royal watchers and sports enthusiasts alike are waiting eagerly to learn whether ageing racer Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will be fit to run in the Derby this weekend.
Posted: Jun 2nd, 2011
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