In a statement issued to the world’s media and a handful of people hanging around wearing Union Jack waistcoats and waving flags, a spokesman for The Queen has confirmed that both Prince Andrew and Prince Edward are, [read...]
Veterans, historians and girls with retainers are united today in marking 1D-Day a day of remembrance for ‘our boys’ struggle to overcome lacklustre hair, no musical ability and the Nazi occupation of France. [read...]
While it is common for the wives of successful men to take speeding offences on behalf of their husbands, it is less common for them to take the blame for other criminal offences. Reports from Sandringham, [read...]
The Metropolitan Police are currently investigating a republican plot against the monarchy. This culminated in an evening of entertainment last Saturday so horrendous as to almost depress Her Majesty into abdicating. Fortunately, the arrival of yet another royal sprog two days later appears to have stabilised the situation for now. [read...]
The Duke of Edinburgh revealed today that his ‘retirement’ from royal duties was actually just a hoax to promote his debut movie ‘Regal Weapon’ – a loose remake of the Eighties classic ‘Lethal Weapon’. In a brief statement, [read...]
