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Royal hitman ‘Phil the Greek’ mulls one last job
Dumb punk gonna get whacked [read...]
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Buckingham Palace admits Prince William as good as bald
Buckingham Palace today issued a statement indicating that from now on Prince William will be officially designated as bald. [read...]
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Queen presses Prime Minister on details of ‘lewd act’
Although the Prime Minister was keen to talk about international bank rates, the situation in the Mediterranean and the cooler autumn weather, Her Majesty kept coming back to the unspecified accusations she had heard about on Radio 4 news. [read...]
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Nazis ‘furious’ over links to British Royal Family
Leaders of Germany’s leading far-right fascist party say they are furious over newspaper reports linking them to the British Royal Family.
Nazi leaders vehemently deny that there was ever any collusion between the Royals and Germany’s social Darwinist movement, [read...]
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The Queen rules out second term
Queen Elizabeth II has come out and categorically ruled out a second term at the head of the Monarchy. Having held the post of Head of State and Queen of 16 countries for the last 62 years, [read...]