The Metropolitan Police are currently investigating a republican plot against the monarchy. This culminated in an evening of entertainment last Saturday so horrendous as to almost depress Her Majesty into abdicating. Fortunately, the arrival of yet another royal sprog two days later appears to have stabilised the situation for now. [read...]
The Duke of Edinburgh revealed today that his ‘retirement’ from royal duties was actually just a hoax to promote his debut movie ‘Regal Weapon’ – a loose remake of the Eighties classic ‘Lethal Weapon’. In a brief statement, [read...]
Danny Dyer will appear on the next £20 note, it has emerged. The English actor will controversially replace artist JMW Turner as the Banknote Character Advisory Committee’s number one choice. According to Bank of England Governor, [read...]
Dumb punk gonna get whacked [read...]
Buckingham Palace today issued a statement indicating that from now on Prince William will be officially designated as bald. [read...]
