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Royal Family to be fracked for shale gas

Exploratory abdominal surgery on the Duke of Edinburgh has exposed gas reserves much ‘bigger than first thought’. The operation, under general anaesthetic, has revealed upwards of 170 trillion cubic feet of natural gas and will pave the way for the licensing to exploit further Royals.

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Posted: Jun 9th, 2013
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Woman with 600 bedrooms to escape bedroom tax

The woman (86), known only as ‘Q’, lives with her nonagenarian husband and some servants in SW1 and is believed to have other social housing properties.

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Posted: Feb 18th, 2013
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Doctors urge Prince Philip to refrain from ‘Greek’

consortDoctors examining the Duke of Edinburgh in hospital have urged him to practice more conventional forms of intercourse if he is to avoid further bladder infections.

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Posted: Aug 17th, 2012
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Queen now regrets agreeing to work the bank holiday

A spokesman explained that when she agreed to the engagements back in February, it ‘hadn’t clicked’ with ther that this was the 4-day weekend arranged in her honour. ‘Given that she’s worked here longer than most, Her Majesty feels she should get first dibs with the rota’ claimed an unnamed source.

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Posted: May 18th, 2012
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Palace launches Queen 2.0

But critics say they are disappointed that the new model looks exactly the same as Queen 1.0 except that it seems to be getting smaller.

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Posted: Mar 21st, 2012
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