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Kate and Wills ‘doing up’ Kensington Palace to sell it on

‘Apparently the last person to live in this gaff was some single mother from Norfolk, so it needs quite a bit of work.’ said Kate, scratching her arse whilst brandishing a paint roller.

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Posted: Jun 9th, 2011
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Queen faces fitness battle for Derby

Royal watchers and sports enthusiasts alike are waiting eagerly to learn whether ageing racer Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will be fit to run in the Derby this weekend.

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Posted: Jun 2nd, 2011
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Towels top Royal couple’s wedding list

Kate Middleton and Prince William revealed today that they have set up an Argos wedding list aimed at their less affluent family members, and top of their wish-list is a 6-piece towel bale in a tasteful cappuccino colour.

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Posted: Mar 18th, 2011
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Royal hitman ‘Phil the Greek’ mulls one last job

not in my Manor!Phil ‘The Greek’ Windsor, the long-time enforcer for Britain’s most notorious crime family, is apparently considering coming out of retirement for one last big payday and liquidating a young family member known as Andy ‘Duke of York’ for bringing humiliation on the clan.

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Posted: Mar 13th, 2011
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Wills and Kate to marry in Big Fat Gypsy Wedding

will spend honeymoon putting tarmac on drives somewhere in Africa‘They’ve decided to go full gypo,’ said the Duke of Edinburgh in language which has drawn criticism from the traveller community.

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Posted: Feb 11th, 2011
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