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Palace launches Queen 2.0

But critics say they are disappointed that the new model looks exactly the same as Queen 1.0 except that it seems to be getting smaller.

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Posted: Mar 21st, 2012
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Duchess of Cambridge: ‘Thanks for the rules change, but we probably won’t be having kids’

Commonwealth leaders were said to be ‘disgruntled’ after Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge admitted that she and Prince William ‘aren’t really the parenty type, to be honest.’

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Posted: Oct 31st, 2011
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Queen’s spending falls by £1.8m after Palace officials close eBay account

‘We became suspicious when we noticed an ever greater volume of packages coming in and out of Buckingham Palace,’ said Sir Alan Reid, Keeper of the Privy Purse.

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Posted: Jul 6th, 2011
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Kate and Wills ‘doing up’ Kensington Palace to sell it on

‘Apparently the last person to live in this gaff was some single mother from Norfolk, so it needs quite a bit of work.’ said Kate, scratching her arse whilst brandishing a paint roller.

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Posted: Jun 9th, 2011
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Queen faces fitness battle for Derby

Royal watchers and sports enthusiasts alike are waiting eagerly to learn whether ageing racer Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will be fit to run in the Derby this weekend.

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Posted: Jun 2nd, 2011
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