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Towels top Royal couple’s wedding list

Kate Middleton and Prince William revealed today that they have set up an Argos wedding list aimed at their less affluent family members, and top of their wish-list is a 6-piece towel bale in a tasteful cappuccino colour.

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Posted: Mar 18th, 2011
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Royal hitman ‘Phil the Greek’ mulls one last job

not in my Manor!Phil ‘The Greek’ Windsor, the long-time enforcer for Britain’s most notorious crime family, is apparently considering coming out of retirement for one last big payday and liquidating a young family member known as Andy ‘Duke of York’ for bringing humiliation on the clan.

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Posted: Mar 13th, 2011
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Wills and Kate to marry in Big Fat Gypsy Wedding

will spend honeymoon putting tarmac on drives somewhere in Africa‘They’ve decided to go full gypo,’ said the Duke of Edinburgh in language which has drawn criticism from the traveller community.

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Posted: Feb 11th, 2011
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Queen to take a dump

Buckingham Palace confirmed in a statement today that Her Majesty intends to take a Royal Dump in April this year to mark William and Kate’s marriage.

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Posted: Jan 23rd, 2011
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Colin Firth to star in King’s Speech sequel, The Queen’s Accent

Set in 1952, the film tells the moving story of the young Queen Elizabeth, who ascends to the throne but is unable to speak in public without sounding like she was being strangled.

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Posted: Jan 20th, 2011
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