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The Sun no longer measured in Kelvin

As all physicists and Liverpudlians agree, ‘The Sun’ newspaper is a fiery ball of hate, at the centre of the Murdoch Universe. However star-gazers and star-hackers are concerned that increases in Kelvin MacKenzie’s temperature might cause the ‘The Sun’ to collapse and becomes a financial black-hole in Newscorp’s finances. [read...]

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