NewsBiscuit

The news written by you…

Posts Tagged ‘The Voice’

British public have already forgotten who Will.I.Am is

This is a further blow to the Legion of Doom impersonator – he was recently said to be heartbroken when Cheryl Cole, the geordie pop-mimer who perfomed on one of his singles, mistook him for washroom attendant at a leading London nightclub and started demanding complementary lollipops and squirts of CK One.

Read more >

Posted: Jun 20th, 2012
More from News In Brief



House of Lords to be replaced by panel from The Voice

Sir Tom apparently got his knighthood for services to Margaret ThatcherIn a major constitutional change aimed at raising public levels of interest in parliamentary proceedings at least above those enjoyed by chaffinches on Countyfile, the House of Lords is to be scrapped and replaced by a new second chamber consisting of Sir Tom Jones, Jessie J, Danny O’Donoghue, and Will.i.am.

Read more >

Posted: May 21st, 2012
More from Arts/Entertainment, Politics



ITV to drop all pretence with ‘Britain’s Got Freaks’

there probably won't be a second round ‘Today’s viewing public don’t care if a contestant’s unemployed Asperger’s Syndrome granny’s dying wish is to see them make the big time, we just want fatter, poorer and less attractive people than us humiliating themselves live on stage – it’s the ultimate in feelgood television.’

Read more >

Posted: Apr 4th, 2012
More from Arts/Entertainment