A spokesman for the burglar community says he appreciates that most Facebook users are ‘admirably candid’ about when the entire contents of their house are there for the taking. He likes the way they go on for weeks about their upcoming trip abroad and tell their Facebook friends how their 85-year-old neighbour will be ‘keeping an eye on everything’ [read...]
The E! cable network has floated the idea of a spin-off to the popular ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’. The show will see members of the public tracking the famous family via their obsessive broadcasting of their daily activities on social media. [read...]
The outcome of the campaign for Scottish independence has been thrown into doubt following reports that the border between Scotland and England has been stolen. [read...]
Former papal butler Paolo Gabriele has broken down in an Italian court and begged to be locked up, after receiving threats from the Vatican to ‘make that scene from Reservoir Dogs look like a Harvest f*cking Festival.’ [read...]
‘With student houses you have at least four sets of laptops, iPhones and a fair bit of ready cash in each house, protected only by a front door that they’re probably too stoned to lock,’ [read...]
