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Scotland’s future uncertain after border with England stolen
The outcome of the campaign for Scottish independence has been thrown into doubt following reports that the border between Scotland and England has been stolen. [read...]
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Pope’s ex-butler pleads ‘lock me up’ after Vatican threatens ‘almighty kicking’
Former papal butler Paolo Gabriele has broken down in an Italian court and begged to be locked up, after receiving threats from the Vatican to ‘make that scene from Reservoir Dogs look like a Harvest f*cking Festival.’ [read...]
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Burglars call for cuts in tuition fees as student numbers fall
‘With student houses you have at least four sets of laptops, iPhones and a fair bit of ready cash in each house, protected only by a front door that they’re probably too stoned to lock,’ [read...]
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Washer-dryer found guilty of theft
The Zanussi appliance was found guilty on two charges of theft of a dressing gown and asked for a further 299 to be taken into consideration. [read...]
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Postmen to be allowed to open your mail if you aren’t in
The Royal Mail today unveiled plans to allow its delivery staff to open parcels or post which needs to be signed for if a householder is not at home. The postmen will be allowed to open any items that are not collected and dispose of the contents if necessary. [read...]