Well where has this past year gone? I can’t believe it’s all passed by so quickly but what a year it’s been! One where I’ve cemented my place firmly as the UK’s guiding force and my government’s successes have been almost too many to mention. [read...]
Theresa May has announced in a live interview with Noel Edmonds that Britain would be better off crashing out of the EU without making any agreement with the remaining 27 countries than trusting its future to a series of random guesses that may make it a bit richer or may not. [read...]
‘You’ve all already guessed that our Brexit strategy has been a two year long version of Deal or No Deal’ [read...]
The BBC has made the shock admission that the latest Eastenders plot line is just another tedious metaphor for BREXIT. This week the Taylor family matriarch saw a terrible decision of many months ago culminate in the possible loss of the family dog, [read...]
Following the resignations of several pro-Leave government ministers as the Government’s Brexit plans head for a meltdown, Environment Secretary Michael Gove has decided to remain in the cabinet to ‘wave his willy’. It was Gove’s wife, [read...]
