The Chancellor today admitted to what is now looking like ‘an horrendous Christmas overspend’. Threatening to cut the welfare budget after the next election, Mr. Osborne confessed that he may have been profligate with the Babycham for Theresa May, discount hotel vouchers for William Hague and the Blackadder boxset for Michael Gove.
Posted: Jan 7th, 2014
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The Mayor of popular Costa Del Sol resort town Fuengirola has been quick to invest in over thirty disused ‘Go Home Vans’ from the UK today, in a last-ditch effort to stem the influx of drunken and embarrassingly dressed English holidaymakers, who have ‘plagued’ Spain’s south coast since the eighties.
Posted: Oct 22nd, 2013
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The Home Office has announced that party poppers and balloons will be banned at Abu Qatada’s forthcoming leaving party at Belmarsh Prison on Saturday night.
Posted: Jul 4th, 2013
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Posted: Jul 4th, 2013
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The Government today launched its innovative Integrated Terrorism and Urban Renewal Scheme with the successful destruction of a condemned concrete multi-storey car park in Wolverhampton by an alleged jihadist sympathiser.
Posted: Jun 25th, 2013
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