Tories blow £1m on FarmVille
It has been revealed that the Conservative Party is paying £100,000 a month to Facebook in order to subsidise David Cameron’s addiction with growing virtual crops.
Posted: Feb 9th, 2015
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Goths getting in the way of fight against terrorism
Home Secretary Theresa May has published a new report that blames Goths for hampering the war against terror. ‘It would all have been over years ago if it wasn’t for the stupid bloody Goths posting all their self-harm and suicidal fantasies online,’ she said.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2015
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Caligula enquiry approaches conclusion
Home Secretary Theresa May has announced that the Suetonius Report into alleged historical sexual abuse in AD 37 – 41 is nearing its conclusion, and that publication is ‘imminent’.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2014
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Theresa May announces delay to the ’1980s Paedophile cover-up’
Theresa May announced today that the cover-up into 1980s child abuse will be delayed due to the amount of evidence that needs to be destroyed before the inquiry can begin.
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2014
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Home Office asks for advice on how to fix an inquiry
With regret Home Secretary Theresa May has conceded that she has run out of ‘dodgy’ candidates to appoint to chair the Inquiry into Historic Child Abuse. Having lost Baroness Butler-Sloss and now Lord Mayor Fiona Woolf to conflicts of interest, Mrs May has been forced to ask betting syndicates, investment bankers and FIFA on how best ‘to rig’ an inquiry. Fortunately having managed to delay the proceedings for a further three months, it is hoped that those accused will have had ‘…plenty of time to shred any incriminating documents’.
Posted: Nov 1st, 2014
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