Unknown road features are causing problems for one intrepid haulier and his 18-wheeler omnibus, The Spirit of Brexit. Boris Johnson, who acquired his fleet of vehicles from retired ex-colleagues’ enterprises (David Trucking Cameron Illogistics, and May’s Self-drive Vans) has discovered that the unwieldy coach can’t negotiate its way around the junction at the end of the… [read...]
Scientists have discovered that repressed flatulence gives rise to your inner demons and can result in disturbing images, such as ghosts, monsters or Theresa May running in a field of wheat. Being pursued by a killer clown during a feverish sleep is often the result of too much macaroni and cheese the day before. [read...]
‘Maggie May’ was the only person in the country bloody minded enough to make Brexit work, and in a repeat of her first premiership has made sport of goading eurocrats while slowly gaining the support of the markets. [read...]
In a landmark deal struck with the EU, Theresa May has reduced the European Union into a virtual vassal state, she announced today. ‘We no longer need to spend millions creating rules and regulations, the EU will do that for us, [read...]
Fans of the long-running TV soap opera Westenders have expressed mixed feelings after a plot spoiler emerged online over the weekend. It is now said to be common knowledge that the long-running character ‘Theresa May’ [read...]
