The government has concluded that the only solution to the Windrush generation debacle is to award all descendants of the immigration policy lasting domicile in the UK. ‘Unfortunately this leaves our immigration targets totally overshot,’ [read...]
A spokesman for the Metropolitan Police says that officers carried out a stop and search of the individual and on questioning the suspect, found that he was in possession of several dropped Hs, some discourse-pragmatic markers, [read...]
Following Russia’s threat of retaliation for the allies bombing in Syria, fierce arguments have broken out within Theresa May’s Cabinet. Reports of pushing, shoving and name-calling have leaked out as each member tried to secure their place in the secret Underground Bunker should Russia attack the UK In the past many Ministers have questioned Boris… [read...]
With high-level negotiations, tit-for-tat posturing and Boris Johnson seemingly not being enough to make leaving the EU as simple as possible, Theresa May announced that Brexit would be outsourced to China. This has been seen as a both a disaster and a triumph by those who tie themselves in knots trying to remember what they… [read...]
Russia claims it has gone that extra mile to help UK authorities solve the Skripal poisoning by creating a new version of the classic board game Cluedo. Players will find this version of the game slightly different than the original, [read...]
