Following a dramatic decline in the mental faculties of the terminally embarrassing Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson, his devoted Prime Minister has desperately pleaded to send him for a career-ending procedure in the back streets of Buenos Aires. [read...]
After Theresa May’s greedy proclamation that she wanted a ‘Red, white and blue’ Brexit, Michael Gove has today said he also wants it to be green. It is believed that Boris Johnson wants a yellow version, [read...]
Following the minority Conservative government’s so-called ‘confidence and supply’ deal with the DUP to buy the support of the DUP’s ten MPs at £100 million each for two years, a number of opposition MPs are also offering to sell their democratically elected souls for the same constituency-pimping price on the basis they may as well… [read...]
The government has defended the Commons’ vote against ending austerity for public sector workers, including the emergency services, in a ‘clarification statement’ that concluded that these workers were ‘vital but not THAT vital’. Tory MPs continued their wild cheering as the slogan they are going to use for the next few months appeared on their… [read...]
The government has found a novel way of dealing with a seemingly irreconcilable set of Brexit pressures around migrants following a chance remark by Boris Johnson, back from a whale-clubbing weekend in the Faeroes. ‘They’re neither fish nor fowl, [read...]
