Tagged Theresa May

Nuclear Bunker

Cabinet gripped by bunker mentality

Following Russia’s threat of retaliation for the allies bombing in Syria, fierce arguments have broken out within Theresa May’s Cabinet. Reports of pushing, shoving and name-calling have leaked out as each member tried to secure their place in the secret Underground Bunker should Russia attack the UK In the past many Ministers have questioned Boris… [read...]


Brexit to be outsourced to China

With high-level negotiations, tit-for-tat posturing and Boris Johnson seemingly not being enough to make leaving the EU as simple as possible, Theresa May announced that Brexit would be outsourced to China. This has been seen as a both a disaster and a triumph by those who tie themselves in knots trying to remember what they… [read...]

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