Despite claiming to have found another £20bn for the NHS in left over change from the DUP, the Prime Minister has drawn up a gift list involving socks, scented candles and an ironically titled ‘self-help’ [read...]
David Might and his wife Trisha from Westminster have been camped out in a BMW garage showroom for three nights, trying to get a good deal on a second-hand BMW. ‘We’re not leaving until we get a good deal,’ [read...]
Theresa May pledged a 10% reduction in Henley Regatta hospitality packages and greater tax relief on Wimbledon debentures today, in an attempt to widen access to a range of upper-class rutting and posturing events. Seen by many as a cynical response to Jeremy Corbyn’s promise of more resources for community football, [read...]
It is not thought that an infinite amount of money will keep the European Commission going for more than a few years, but that is another subject. [read...]
Thousands of hard working sex-workers may be eligible for $130,000, if they think they may have experienced a ‘Presidential Poking Injury’ (or PPI). If you think you or a relative, failed to have intercourse with Donald Trump, [read...]
