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Chris Grayling to stand in Liberal leadership race
‘I am delighted to announce that I am throwing my shoe into the ring. Not my shoe, what is it you throw in? A hat, that’s right, I am throwing my hat into the pond. [read...]
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A seasonal round-robin from The Prime Minister
Well where has this past year gone? I can’t believe it’s all passed by so quickly but what a year it’s been! One where I’ve cemented my place firmly as the UK’s guiding force and my government’s successes have been almost too many to mention. [read...]
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No deal better than Deal or No Deal, insists Theresa May
Theresa May has announced in a live interview with Noel Edmonds that Britain would be better off crashing out of the EU without making any agreement with the remaining 27 countries than trusting its future to a series of random guesses that may make it a bit richer or may not. [read...]
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May admits basing strategy on game shows
‘You’ve all already guessed that our Brexit strategy has been a two year long version of Deal or No Deal’ [read...]
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Eastenders loan-shark plot ‘a metaphor for BREXIT’, BBC admits.
The BBC has made the shock admission that the latest Eastenders plot line is just another tedious metaphor for BREXIT. This week the Taylor family matriarch saw a terrible decision of many months ago culminate in the possible loss of the family dog, [read...]