Prime Minister Theresa May has announced she has made an ‘historic’ deal with ITV to screen the forthcoming EU debate, with only minimal concessions to the eating of kangaroos’ penises by speakers during the show. [read...]
To garner support for her Brexit plan, Theresa May will resume touring with her fusion of prog-rock and low corporation tax. This will mean reforming her original cabinet, with Amber Rudd on Phillip Hammond’s organ and Boris Johnson banging the racist drum ‘bongo-bongo style’. [read...]
Britain’s TV channels are currently arguing about which of them should show the debate between Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn on Brexit. There have been calls from viewers that if this cannot be resolved satisfactorily, [read...]
Scientists have discovered that repressed flatulence gives rise to your inner demons and can result in disturbing images, such as ghosts, monsters or Theresa May running in a field of wheat. Being pursued by a killer clown during a feverish sleep is often the result of too much macaroni and cheese the day before. [read...]
Not to be outdone by an overproduced internet stream of Machiavellian political intrigue and manoeuvring, Theresa May has taken decisive action to take on the threat from Kevin Spacey, Harvey Weinstein and other Hollywood A-listers who are currently dominating the sexual harassment market. [read...]
