Theresa May has announced that some obscure MP who you really don’t need to bother looking up is to be its first Minister for National Suicide Prevention. The appointment was revealed to coincide with World Mental Health Day, [read...]
fter clashing with Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn and feeling under pressure to solve self-inflicted political problems, Prime Minister Theresa May has decided that from now on PMQs will be in a multiple choice format and she will answer them from a quaint café on the banks of Lake Garda. [read...]
2:30 a.m. wake up (screaming) 2:45 a.m. pray (for a comet to obliterate Earth before Brexit) 3:15 a.m. breakfast — “I start out with steel oats, peanut butter, blueberries and eggs for breakfast,” May says. [read...]
In front of a packed Birmingham audience Britain’s premier liars battled to be voted Liar of the year yesterday. The front runner and bookies favourite Boris Johnson put in a superb performance. Drawing on his vast experience of telling lies on camera and in print, [read...]
Insults and fists flew in the lobby of a Birmingham hotel last night as Theresa May and her supporters clashed with hard line Brexiteers. Witnesses say they were shocked when Jacob Rees-Mogg, wielding a cudgel, [read...]
