Britain’s next leader is to be chosen in a vote made by about 120,000 mad, ageing, right-wing c*nts, who will either elect a lying, philandering, narcissistic c*nt or a slimy, creepy c*nt whose name is even a piece of Cockney rhyming slang for a c*nt, [read...]
An inventory check made at the Prime Minister’s official residence prior to new tenants moving in has highlighted several areas of concern including “an all pervasive stench of despair”. The cleaning firm tasked with preparing the property for the succeeding occupants reported that an odor of defeat had “permeated into the carpets and soft furnishings”… [read...]
Following shady businessman and reality TV performer Donald Trump’s departure from Britain, during which time for some inexplicable reason he was constantly fawned over and grovelled to, in one of the last acts before stepping down as PM, [read...]
Pretend Prime Minister Theresa May has privately admitted that she invited Donald Trump for a state visit in the week of the 75th anniversary of the D-Day landings for a laugh, knowing she would be out on her arse immediately afterwards. [read...]
It is not thought that an infinite amount of money will keep the European Commission going for more than a few years, but that is another subject. [read...]
