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Mawkish floral tribute industry slams government’s plans to reduce violent crime

florists 'might struggle to survive' without senseless killingsThe Government has been forced to defend its new crime strategy after a barrage of criticism from the mawkish floral tribute industry.

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Posted: Jun 8th, 2015
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Despots stunned as UK electorate actually votes to get rid of human rights

so much unnecessary popular oppression going on in dictatorshipsDespots from around the world have expressed shock as the UK electorate vote for the one party that wishes to scrap their human rights in an open and free election.

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Posted: May 13th, 2015
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New laws to target non-Tory voters

David Cameron is to set out a string of new powers aimed at tackling dangerous extremists who did not vote Tory, saying the UK has been a “passively tolerant society” for too long.

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Posted: May 13th, 2015
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Cameron slaughters shadow cabinet after watching Game of Thrones

thine shall be mine...The election took an unexpected turn today, when the entire shadow cabinet was butchered after visiting Number 10 for ‘a chat over tea and cakes’.

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Posted: May 4th, 2015
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Cameron promises not to serve a third term. Voters helpfully rule out a second

his goose is cookedIn an attempt to manage public expectation, the Prime Minister has said he will not be swayed into staying in office, regardless of any mass displays of affection.

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Posted: Mar 23rd, 2015
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