Great Britain has finished second in the medal table at the 2016 Arms Trading Championship – well above the military superpowers of Russia, China, and France. Effectively obliterating its pre-Championship target of £12 billion from 50 different countries, [read...]
Following in a long line of militarily and diplomatically inept Prime Ministers, Theresa May now has the difficult decision as to which nation to send back to the Middle Ages; through the usual combination of Black Ops and the missionary position. [read...]
In the wake of an unfolding crisis, Britain is to have its first Minister of Cake by the end of this article, with the powers to step in and end the crisis with the aid of police, [read...]
The Government has stated today that all schools will be Grammar schools, run by enthusiastic amateurs instead of teaching professionals. ‘The teaching profession has clearly proven it’s unable to adequately pander to our league table requirements, [read...]
‘It is fast becoming evident that the Hinkley unclear power station project is increasingly nuclear,’ said energy consultant Brian Smythe. ‘Unclear power is clearly the future. It’s greener, leaner, meaner and Wiener,’ said Tina Smithurst, [read...]
