In a bid to encourage tech companies to invest in the UK after Brexit, the Government has announced a series of tie ups with major tech companies. The flagship project sees it team up with the experts behind the Google driverless car to produce a “driverless Brexit”. [read...]
Despite losing the right to broadcast the ‘Great British Bake Off’ programme, the BBC has won the right to host the long anticipated debate for legislation to exit the EU, it was announced today. ‘Originally we planned on running a Strictly style public vote on the Repeal Bill,’ [read...]
Mr Kipling has asked the public to be on the lookout for one of its advanced AI Brownie making robots, which has escaped from a factory near St John’s Wood Road, London. ‘Usually we keep them bolted to the floor, [read...]
Great Britain has finished second in the medal table at the 2016 Arms Trading Championship – well above the military superpowers of Russia, China, and France. Effectively obliterating its pre-Championship target of £12 billion from 50 different countries, [read...]
While Britain has scraped together a paltry £32m for damaged overseas territories in the wake of Hurricane Irma, the Government said it was still committed to funnelling hundreds of millions to clear up the ‘sh$t storm’ they had created. [read...]
