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May promises ‘Full English Brexit’

The Prime Minister has warned that the EU is poised to launch compulsory coffee, croissants and dubious cold meats upon the unsuspecting British breakfast. In her conference speech, Mrs May alleged that Jean Claude Juncker is planning to impose strong coffee and in some cases threaten prosciutto or prosecution for breakfasts that do not comply with European Smoked Pork Regulations. [read...]


Everyone quits

Following a spate of high profile resignations caused by inquiries into child abuse, football corruption and bakery-related shenanigans, the British public have all decided to follow suit. As of Monday, everyone will be handing in their notice to ‘spend more time’ with their families. [read...]

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