Sodor abandoned as self-aware steam trains finally take over
‘Soon they’d learnt how to drive themselves, even mine their own coal. I had the world’s most efficient railway – but then they got bored’. [read...]
‘Soon they’d learnt how to drive themselves, even mine their own coal. I had the world’s most efficient railway – but then they got bored’. [read...]
In an uncharacteristic outburst that has taken the showbiz world by surprise, news that Ringo Starr is to receive a knighthood in the New Year Honours list has been slammed by former co-star, Thomas the Tank Engine. [read...]
Dozens of wealthy people who risked losing thousands of pounds in bankrolling the Tory general election campaign have received their well deserved awards in the New Year’s honours list. Brave donors who willingly gave up to £50,000, [read...]
First it was Trump, then Weinstein, and now Thomas. The anthropomorphised locomotive and his friends’ steamy antics have been getting them into some very hot water recently. There had been rumours about Thomas and some of his carriages before, [read...]
While Jeremy Corbyn pandered to youngsters at the Glastonbury Festival with his vision of hope and love, the Prime Minister Theresa May nailed the John Peel Stage with her avant-garde bukkake madrigal and balloon animals, [read...]