Hen parties, tree-bound felines and infernos throughout the UK have been put at risk by the paucity of ‘fit’ fire-fighters. Those in active service are expected to pass strident examinations in ‘oxygen consumption’, ‘body waxing’ and use of ‘double entendre’. Not only have 10% of the UK’s fire service recently failed an exercise test, but most have displayed allergies to baby oil, thongs and Velcro.
Posted: Sep 21st, 2013
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