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Apple solves iPhone bend problem with launch of the ‘iArse’

Following the surprising news that putting your iPhone in your back pocket and sitting on it for a few hours can cause damage, Apple today launched what it believes will be the perfect solution; a prosthetic arse which keeps the phone straight and rigid under even the most challenging of chair-related conditions.

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Posted: Oct 9th, 2014
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New iPhone ‘perfect for leaking your nude selfies’

Apple has claimed that the all-new iPhone 6 will take ‘the best and most easily leaked nudie photos yet’, during yesterday’s glitzy launch in California.

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Posted: Sep 11th, 2014
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New iPad will be ‘the one after iPad 2′, says Apple insider

‘I’m convinced that this iPad will be the iPad between iPad 2 and iPad 4,’ said an Apple insider.

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Posted: Mar 7th, 2012
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Apple defends new iPhone game, Angry Kurds

throwing Turks at them just makes them even more hilariously angry‘A cheerful trivialisation of ethnic conflicts over the establishment of a separate Kurdish nation, only with more splats and catapults.’

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Posted: Sep 7th, 2011
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Steve Jobs unveils new Steve Jobs

business as unusualSteve Jobs finally announced yesterday that the latest innovation from global computer giant Apple will be an all-new reinvention of Steve Jobs.

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Posted: Aug 27th, 2011
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