Following on from the success of refusing to take calls about lost property, all UK Police forces have extended the list of traditional tasks that they will no longer do. ‘Telling random members of the public the time is a complete and utter waste of police resources,’ [read...]
A Norfolk woman has revealed how her employer’s mandatory time-recording process now takes far longer to complete than any of the work it actually reports on.
Sally Jennings, a ‘Systems Thinker’ from Norwich, has been trapped in her office unable to clock-out since February last year, [read...]
Boffins at the Royal Observatory at Greenwich have revealed that they have never actually been able to get atomic clocks to work properly and have, for the last thirty years, been taking the standard for world time from the bowel movements of Billericay resident, [read...]
As the chimes of Big Ben rang out and the cheers of the crowds in Trafalgar Square heralded another New Year, the Government’s little publicised plan to reduce Greenwich Mean Time by 1 minute per hour came into immediate effect. [read...]
‘By Monday morning I confidently predict our entire country will be waking up to November 1st 1980,’ said Mr Cameron. [read...]