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Privately-educated ‘sick of being stigmatised by riff-raff’

We are making a stand against the systematic and pejorative demonisation of the privately-educated. Or ‘pissed at being dissed by the haters’ if you attended a bog-standard comp,’ said Reuben Ford-Box-Hamilton of Eton Mess, a support group for anyone forced to run to the boat-house and back in break-time.

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Posted: Sep 25th, 2012
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Health experts warn poshness ‘could be hereditary’

no known cureHealth experts have warned members of the public to be ‘on their guard’ for aristocratic parents and relatives, after discovering such symptoms dramatically increase the chances of contracting ‘poshness’.

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Posted: Apr 24th, 2012
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