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Me and my Pasty: This week, David Cameron

‘People sometimes say I’m out of touch with the common man, but let me tell you I recently had a parsty which was absolutely delicious, with carrots and potato and, I was assured, packed choc full with nutritious swan meat.’

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Posted: Mar 29th, 2012
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Polo club attracts poor people by letting them use pantomime horses

rosettes to be handed out for people who stop messing around on ponies and go and get a job‘From my understanding, while poor people may not always have horses, they do sometimes have as many as two friends who could dress up as a horse and be ridden around a field.’

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Posted: Feb 8th, 2012
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British public rush to give cash to private school ‘charities’

Ordinary shoppers rushed to stuff five pound notes in the tins of the young toffs in top hat and tails.

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Posted: May 28th, 2007
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