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Man finds ‘gorgeous’ new girlfriend via toilet graffiti

‘She’s got expensive tastes, every date costs a fortune. But, hell, she’s a real looker and, for an ex-convent girl, very broad-minded. Let’s face it, not every woman is happy to have sex on the first date.’

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Posted: Jun 4th, 2014
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‘It won’t bloody flush’, reports woman trapped in dinner party toilet

Amy Higgins faced a race against time yesterday with the cistern of a downstairs lavatory in Surrey, after a single flush at an intimate dinner party for six proved itself not up to the job.

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Posted: May 6th, 2012
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Man pees disinfectant toilet block 360 degrees in single urination

Eric Sanders, 37, had trained long and hard for the record attempt and had spent the entire morning beforehand drinking alternate cups of strong coffee and glasses of water.

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Posted: Sep 18th, 2011
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Queen to take a dump

Buckingham Palace confirmed in a statement today that Her Majesty intends to take a Royal Dump in April this year to mark William and Kate’s marriage.

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Posted: Jan 23rd, 2011
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Man prosecuted for leaving public toilet as he would expect to find it

A 38-year-old accounts clerk who was fined £500 for his conduct in a public toilet in Swindon’s shopping centre early last month, is to appeal.

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Posted: Jan 4th, 2011
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