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David Cameron appoints new head of strategy, Englebert Humperdinck

first job is a Strategy for Europe‘My first task is help sex up Mr Cameron’s image,’ explained the septuagenarian pop sensation. ‘To appeal to that all-important female demographic, David is growing a nice pair of mutton chop side burns.’

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Posted: Mar 14th, 2015
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Welsh man stabs cheating girlfriend then sings about it

it's not unusualThat girl was no good for him

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Posted: Feb 8th, 2015
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Sir Tom Jones ‘far too sexy’ to be an organ donor

Why, why, whhyyy, just lie there?Welsh superstar Sir Tom Jones has expressed his concerns today following the announcement that all Welsh people will be classed as ‘assumed donors’ after they die, unless they fill out an ‘opt-out’ form.

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Posted: Jul 8th, 2013
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