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Black Spider letters show Prince wanted badger cull to include Nicholas Witchell

Among the newly published correspondence between the Prince of Wales and Tony Blair is a letter from September 2005 when the Prince asked Blair to ‘introduce a badger cull to combat the spread of bovine TB and while you are at it can you include that sycophantic ginger pest at the BBC (you know who I mean)’.

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Posted: May 14th, 2015
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Ex-Prime Minister Gordon Brown sells at Dundee car boot sale for £1.50

‘The Gordon has been moping around the house for too long’

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Posted: Apr 8th, 2015
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Blair named as Middle-England Peace Envoy in ongoing Clarkson row

determined to take the 'larks' out of ClarksonThe government confirmed today that Tony Blair is to take on the weighty responsibility as mediator in the Clarkson Crisis before the UK descends into all-out civil war.

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Posted: Mar 29th, 2015
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Page 3 to feature extracts from Chilcot inquiry

'Actually, string 'em up,' says Rupert, 83In a surprise U-turn, The Sun has renewed its commitment to publishing salacious images that may cause offence to decent people everywhere, including Tony Blair and George W. Bush in a series of compromising positions with Weapons of Mass Destruction. Editor David Dinsmore explained: ‘Figuratively speaking Blair and Bush were the biggest pair of tits we could find. And there are plenty more breast-related puns where that one came from, oh yes. Just keep counting.’

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Posted: Jan 23rd, 2015
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Blair retires as Middle East Peace Envoy; ‘my work is done’

There was a champagne reception for Tony Blair yesterday as he left his post as Middle East Peace envoy surrounded by bouquets and cards congratulating him on a job well done.

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Posted: Jan 9th, 2015
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