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Mubarak accepts new job as Middle East Peace Envoy

'Just watch the fugger go' says BlairIn his new role, Mr Mubarak will bid to bring stability to the region by advising leaders on strategies for peace such as controlling the media, refusing free and fair elections and suppressing all opposition. He will also be available to step in to any failing democracy to perform the role of ‘caretaker dictator’.

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Posted: Feb 12th, 2011
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Tony Blair to do ‘You Can’t Handle the Truth’ speech at Iraq Inquiry

"Heeeeere's Tony"Will use his second appearance at the Iraq Inquiry to deliver the famous speech from the film A Few Good Men.

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Posted: Jan 20th, 2011
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Gangs of ruthless Labour activists ‘grooming’ vulnerable Lib Dems

A leading charity has today warned that well-organised gangs of Labour activists have been grooming vulnerable Liberal Democrats in towns and cities across the country.

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Posted: Jan 19th, 2011
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Britain ‘chuffed’ with name-check in George W. Bush book

Haven't been so happy since Ronald Reagan only slightly mis-pronounced 'London'A carnival atmosphere erupted as it was discovered that the small island nation had been name-checked in the former president’s memoirs – and not just once!

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Posted: Nov 14th, 2010
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Tony Blair now receiving letters from women who usually make advances to violent prisoners

women strangely attracted to those on the edge of society‘Dear Tony, I find your alleged complicity in war crimes and association with human rights abusers to be strangely arousing.’

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Posted: Sep 30th, 2010
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