Having consulted with his wife and his conscience (or Rupert Murdoch as it is known), the Justice Secretary Michael Gove has nominated himself as the perfect replacement for Chris Evans – offering change, the academisation of Richard Hammond and Boris as ‘Stig of the Dump’. [read...]
After a lacklustre performance, with support for his driving style ebbing away, Jeremy Corbyn is still refusing to resign. Despite landing his dream job as presenter of Top Gear Chris Evans has decided to ‘take one for the team’ and resign in order to ‘show Jeremy how to do the decent thing’. [read...]
The seven Top Gear presenters will give a lift to the TV studios to all those fans who have continued to watch the new series, it was announced today. Following a sharp decline in audience numbers between the first and second shows the Top Gear team said the measure would be a reward those who had been loyal, [read...]
Joey from friends, has finally decided to give up and change his name by Deed Poll to Joey From Friends. Although he has accumulated a significant body of work in the 20 years since he starred in the hit US sitcom, [read...]
To packed conference in California, Google co-founder, Sergey Brin revealed plans to manufacture a vehicle that will allow BBC presenters to focus less on steering and more on ‘pejorative terms for Asians’. [read...]
