Health and safety-flouting novelty rally driver Dick Dastardly is said to be locked in ‘despicable, underhand negotiations’ with BBC executives, for the post of chief host of flagship motoring show Top Gear, recently vacated by Jeremy Clarkson. [read...]
Fans of austerity and motorcars have been delighted by a new TV series, featuring the Government driving the economy into the ditch. In addition, the trio plan to tour the world speaking very loudly in English, [read...]
Kent woke today to scenes of carnage after a giant James May roamed the countryside overnight, leaving a trail of destruction in his wake. [read...]
Having consulted with his wife and his conscience (or Rupert Murdoch as it is known), the Justice Secretary Michael Gove has nominated himself as the perfect replacement for Chris Evans – offering change, the academisation of Richard Hammond and Boris as ‘Stig of the Dump’. [read...]
After a lacklustre performance, with support for his driving style ebbing away, Jeremy Corbyn is still refusing to resign. Despite landing his dream job as presenter of Top Gear Chris Evans has decided to ‘take one for the team’ and resign in order to ‘show Jeremy how to do the decent thing’. [read...]
