‘Man landed on the moon, 9/11 was perpetrated by al-Qaeda and Oswald killed Kennedy,’ said Eric Walsh, scourge of internet conspiracy theories. ‘However, even I cannot see any way that this one wasn’t cooked up over three pints with Farage as a way of deterring people with any synapses still firing in their brain from voting to remain.’ [read...]
The theatrical agency representing the person responsible for a third of ‘Top Gear’s Ironic World of Lazy Stereotypes’, has revealed that Richard Hammond will be under new ownership as of next year. With Morrisons (Hammond’s favourite food store) delivering through Amazon (Hammond’s favourite online retailer) who now employ Jeremy Clarkson (Hammond’s second favourite fallen angel), [read...]
With the BBC announcing the presenting line-up for the latest series of Top Gear, critics were quick to take to the internet to voice their disapproval. ‘Top Gear, more like FLOP Gear,’ one wag wrote on the site’s Facebook page. [read...]
In a bid to place the BBC’s ailing light entertainment reputation in ‘safer hands’ the corporation has announced that irritable news anchor Jeremy Paxman will front its new It’s a Knockout programme, assisted by humourless war correspondent Orla Guerin. [read...]
Although ‘Joey’ from Friends is set to join the new cast of Top Gear, ‘Ugly Naked Clarkson’ has ruled out a return to the BBC’s flagship motoring programme. The acquisition of Matt LeBlanc is particularly a coup for his agent Estelle Leonard, [read...]
