In a press conference hosted jointly by the BBC, Amazon and Fox Entertainment, excited executives noted that the move was an ‘inevitable consequence’ of the rising popularity of TV series, one-off specials, and video streaming shows where celebrities sit in a one tonne piece of metal, [read...]
‘Everybody knows that drivers slow down to look at car crashes,’ said Transport Secretary Philip Hammond, ‘which is why we plan to replace every speed camera in Britain with an authentic reconstruction of a road traffic accident.’
Under the scheme the Department for Transport will commission out of work actors to perform full-scale productions of gruesome and bloody car crashes along all of Britain’s most dangerous roads. [read...]
‘Man landed on the moon, 9/11 was perpetrated by al-Qaeda and Oswald killed Kennedy,’ said Eric Walsh, scourge of internet conspiracy theories. ‘However, even I cannot see any way that this one wasn’t cooked up over three pints with Farage as a way of deterring people with any synapses still firing in their brain from voting to remain.’ [read...]
The theatrical agency representing the person responsible for a third of ‘Top Gear’s Ironic World of Lazy Stereotypes’, has revealed that Richard Hammond will be under new ownership as of next year. With Morrisons (Hammond’s favourite food store) delivering through Amazon (Hammond’s favourite online retailer) who now employ Jeremy Clarkson (Hammond’s second favourite fallen angel), [read...]
With the BBC announcing the presenting line-up for the latest series of Top Gear, critics were quick to take to the internet to voice their disapproval. ‘Top Gear, more like FLOP Gear,’ one wag wrote on the site’s Facebook page. [read...]
