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Speed cameras to be replaced by reconstructions of road traffic accidents

‘Everybody knows that drivers slow down to look at car crashes,’ said Transport Secretary Philip Hammond, ‘which is why we plan to replace every speed camera in Britain with an authentic reconstruction of a road traffic accident.’

Under the scheme the Department for Transport will commission out of work actors to perform full-scale productions of gruesome and bloody car crashes along all of Britain’s most dangerous roads. [read...]

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Richard Hammond now owned by Amazon, Morrisons and the Devil

The theatrical agency representing the person responsible for a third of ‘Top Gear’s Ironic World of Lazy Stereotypes’, has revealed that Richard Hammond will be under new ownership as of next year. With Morrisons (Hammond’s favourite food store) delivering through Amazon (Hammond’s favourite online retailer) who now employ Jeremy Clarkson (Hammond’s second favourite fallen angel), [read...]

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