Theresa May has left her Westminster polling station with polling card still in hand, having been unable to come to a decision regarding who to vote for in the UK’s local elections. [read...]
A Church of England crackdown on sham marriages has raised fundamental questions about the union of David Cameron and Nick Clegg who were married in a civil ceremony in May last year. [read...]
Reviewing the evidence of several decades of sex scandals, from Profumo to Green via Cecil Parkinson and one Mr Johnson, the UK government has announced that it will stop funding itself as of Monday. [read...]
Toby Young has been experimenting with the Eton phrase book and trying on eccentric blond wigs in an attempt to make himself more credible to the conservative right wing. The news follows Young’s departure from the Milwall FC board, [read...]
Thousands of devastated Tories are reported to be seeking counselling today, after it was revealed that the man they thought would be Britain’s saviour is only a fictional personage. “Boris Johnson” started life as a cartoon character. [read...]
