Former Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg had to be forcibly removed from the first cabinet of the new Conservative government after the meeting was disrupted in the first few minutes. [read...]
As the C-19 crisis continues police have warned members of the public to be on their guard, following widespread reports of unscrupulous individuals attempting to exploit the current atmosphere of fear and confusion, in order to dupe many unsuspecting and vulnerable people. [read...]
Missing Tory politician and Mr Micawber-alike, Jacob Rees Mogg has been found alive and well in a suitcase, belonging to the celebrated ventriloquist, Cardew “leave it out, vicar” Judson. Mr Judson discovered the mistake on arrival at the Alhambra Theatre, [read...]
‘Portly’ Mark is now reported to be holed up with Mr Bercow and is armed with a First World War issue Lee Enfield rifle which he is said to be ‘waving around in a worrying manner’ [read...]
British robotic scientists suffered a major setback when their showcase model, the Maybot29118X badly malfunctioned at a prestigious showcase event. The near life-like robot, fitted with semi-advanced AI designed to show it could feasibly pass-off as the Prime Minister, [read...]
