With Scotch Eggs being seen as reaching ‘substantial meal’ status in pubs, this humble fayre is rapidly becoming the benchmark for qualifications in other areas. The Government themselves have said that when awarding lucrative contracts, [read...]
Found guilty of breaching the Ministerial Code for bullying, no further action will be taken against Priti Patel – other than a request from the PM’s Office for photos. Rather than seen as a problem, [read...]
‘Portly’ Mark is now reported to be holed up with Mr Bercow and is armed with a First World War issue Lee Enfield rifle which he is said to be ‘waving around in a worrying manner’ [read...]
Scientists today expressed excitement that the pioneering android Chancellor, Gideon11, may have for the first time experienced something equivalent to human emotion. [read...]
Moderate politicians are increasingly jealous of all the attention that corrupt leaders seem to be getting; and would ‘definitely’ like to break a few laws themselves – but more politely. In order to do this, [read...]
