Amid a never-ending string of ill-thought-out and rash promises as part of self-serving opportunist Boris Johnson’s bid for the keys to No. 10, comes another that should his campaign succeed, then he will reintroduce compulsory fagging in all Public Schools throughout the land.. [read...]
Thousands of activists have been issued with more than one ballot for the Conservative election – allowing them to have twice as many reasons not to support either candidate. Those who say it undermines democracy, [read...]
Police were called to a parked car in Surrey around lunchtime today after a member of the public reported seeing a middle aged man left on the back seat of a baking hot car. A passer by said he peered into the car and saw a man looking agitated and distressed. [read...]
A German born man in London was praised by the Metropolitan Police today for defending himself from a woman walking behind him armed with a mobile phone and wearing a sash. ‘She could have garroted me with the sash if she’d taken it off, [read...]
Britain’s next leader is to be chosen in a vote made by about 120,000 mad, ageing, right-wing c*nts, who will either elect a lying, philandering, narcissistic c*nt or a slimy, creepy c*nt whose name is even a piece of Cockney rhyming slang for a c*nt, [read...]
