A group of hungry Conservatives have set out on a gruelling 300-mile march from Knightsbridge to Jarrow, protesting at a lack of jobs for public schoolboys. Wearing tweeds and riding boots and led by a City investor playing with his organ, [read...]
The Government has clarified its policy on the widespread practice of covering tower blocks with flammable material. “We’ve checked carefully, and none of our investments are affected”, said a spokesman. “Bit of a relief, but it isn’t the only consideration. [read...]
Sir Keir Starmer has announced a plan to develop a political Super Alliance which will focus on green socialist privatisations through the medium of Welsh. The Lib Dems will be included as soon as their principles can be identified. [read...]
With Scotch Eggs being seen as reaching ‘substantial meal’ status in pubs, this humble fayre is rapidly becoming the benchmark for qualifications in other areas. The Government themselves have said that when awarding lucrative contracts, [read...]
Found guilty of breaching the Ministerial Code for bullying, no further action will be taken against Priti Patel – other than a request from the PM’s Office for photos. Rather than seen as a problem, [read...]
