In vowing to protect and extend workers’ rights, the Prime Minister Theresa May has said her Government promises all workers a unicorn and a free helicopter after three years in the same job. As well as a statutory year of leave to care for a relative, [read...]
While Jeremy Corbyn has made an unwelcome pledge to solve irrelevant issues, such as Education, the NHS and World Peace. Theresa May has had the courage to tackle the real ‘elephant in the room’ or more specifically the ‘mammal cowering under the hedgerow’ [read...]
The Conservative party has reiterated previous manifesto pledges that it is vitally important to promise things. ‘Now more than ever,’ said Theresa May hiding behind a bust of Margaret Thatcher, ‘it is vitally important that we promise things. [read...]
Douggie Carswell, lead (and only) vocalist in the One Direction band has announced his departure. He was responsible for the group’s only chart success in Clacton in 2014. Douglas, who began his career as a backing singer with the hugely successful band, [read...]
To address a predicted skills gap in the UK labour market, Education Secretary Justine Greening has today announced curriculum reforms to help those bereft of the brains or pushy parents required to get into grammar school. [read...]
