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Big beasts of Tory party ‘dangerously close to extinction’

always had its claws outThe recent demise of the Thatcher, once considered the most fearsome of all the big Tory beasts, has put renewed focus on the dwindling numbers of Tories who, in happier times, roamed freely through the jungles of Middle England.

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Posted: Apr 16th, 2013
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Homeless urge rethink on gay marriage

Recently divorced, homeless, unemployed 56-year-old Tory activist Jason Beesley from Gosport said that the hope of not seeing gays kissing in church was the only thing making his life worthwhile.

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Posted: Feb 7th, 2013
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Traces of meat found in poor people’s diets, admits Iain Duncan Smith

Minute traces of meat have been found in some meals consumed by poor people, according to the Department of Work and Pensions secretary Iain Duncan Smith.

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Posted: Feb 1st, 2013
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Council removes Lib Dem politician from Tory foster couple

hoping to regain some self-esteem one dayDeputy Prime Minister, Nick Clegg, was today taken into care by Westminster City Council on the grounds that his foster parents, a Mr and Mrs Cameron, belong to a political party with ‘a warped view of the world’.

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Posted: Nov 26th, 2012
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Chancellor ‘may not win Nobel prize for economics’, suggest rumours

Osborne was thought to be in line for the prize – to be announced on 15 October – in recognition of his groundbreaking ‘pasty tax’ contribution to economics.

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Posted: Oct 9th, 2012
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