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Boy George denied England captaincy because he was ‘no good at football’

In the next chapter of ‘I’m a fading celebrity with a book launch coming up’, Boy George has declared that he would have been ‘a shoo-in’ to captain the England football team into ‘at least two world cups’, but for the discrimination directed towards him by the FA because he was ‘completely useless at football’, having shown utter ineptitude for the sport at school and giving up playing soon afterwards to pursue a career in music.

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Posted: Mar 4th, 2014
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Kim Jong-un announced as new Spurs manager

There was surprise in north London today when Tottenham Hotspur Chairman Daniel Levy unveiled North Korea’s Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un as the Club’s new manager.

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Posted: Dec 18th, 2013
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Arsenal win race to be embarrassed in Europe

Arsenal pipped local rivals Spurs for the opportunity to be humiliated as soon as they play a half decent team in next season’s Champions League.

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Posted: May 20th, 2013
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Tabloids schedule destruction of Gareth Bale for mid-March

won't be long now..The Daily Mirror will start rumours of a bigger club offering £50 million for Bale, and the Daily Express has the exclusive rights to rake over his love life.

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Posted: Nov 4th, 2010
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Referee and linesmen perform elaborate celebration as penalty is uncontested

City manager nodded with acceptance ‘In fifteen years of officiating I have never ever given a penalty and had the defending team say ‘Yeah, fair enough. Good decision.’

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Posted: May 17th, 2009
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