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Dastardly and Muttley paint tunnel on wall at Tour de France

Following Dick Dastardly’s dastardly plan to pop everyone else’s tyres yesterday, the leader of team ‘Le Batard’ has today painted a tunnel on a brick wall.

To everyone’s amazement, the peloton swept through this adhoc structure and on to the finish in the South West town of Pau. Team Le Batard however were left further behind as a result of colliding with a brick wall in an attempt to get back into the day’s main bunch.

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Posted: Jul 17th, 2012
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Bradley Wiggins tests positive for Quadrophenia

This year’s Tour de France has been rocked by fresh allegations of modding.

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Posted: Jul 17th, 2012
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Capello ‘completely disagrees’ with Chris Huhne resignation

not racist to call him Italian‘I thought it was right that Chris Huhne should keep the Energy Secretary armband. This will be a big loss to the Cabinet and the Lib Dems.’

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Posted: Feb 6th, 2012
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