Seven times Tour De France champion Lance Armstrong today confessed to taking a series of sophisticated medicated drugs to ward off testicular cancer. The cycling champion publicly admitted to taking a course of chemotherapy treatment in a frantic bid to postpone death and improve his quality of life. [read...]
Thousands of Brits have expressed their delight at Bradley Wiggins’ Tour de France win, but also admitted that they are ‘mentally and physically drained’ after pretending to be interested in cycling for a whole week. [read...]
Following Dick Dastardly’s dastardly plan to pop everyone else’s tyres yesterday, the leader of team ‘Le Batard’ has today painted a tunnel on a brick wall.
To everyone’s amazement, the peloton swept through this adhoc structure and on to the finish in the South West town of Pau. [read...]